The moon is always jealous of the heat of the day, just as the sun always longs for something dark and deep.
- Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic (via flamingirishwitch)
ok “mom” if that is your real name
(Source: richwhitelesbian)
how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
(Source: dogs420)
